I drive three different carpools.
I make dinner almost every night.
I tuck four bodies in bed.
I do things like clean toilets on occasion and wash bedding.
I like and eat green things.
I drink lots of water.
I do all these things without being told. I just do them because I'm a responsible adult. It's not really that hard.
But then some mornings I wake up and eat almost an entire bag of Doritos before breakfast.
And my status as "adult" is completely obliterated.