Thursday, April 7, 2011

Still Waiting...

So you know how the trick to potty training is waiting until your kid is "ready" and then the monkey somehow potty trains himself? You've heard that before, right? Because so far I've been working really hard on the hands off approach. And it hasn't quite paid off. Yet. I'm willing to give it another 6-12 years, but it would be nice to close things up before then.

Don't get me wrong, I've done some potty-training before. Mostly nieces and dogs. I'm not going to say that either one of those was a blast. My mom said she just sent us all to Grandma's for the week and we came back magically and perfectly potty-trained.

Do I have any takers on that?

Anyone?

And if he came back perfectly obedient but still as funny that would be awesome. Preferably without tantrums, too.

And please don't tell me that I have to buy a little mini-potty in order to be successful because, come on, those things are gross.

And it would be great if you could also make it stop snowing. It is April, after all.

Really, anyone?

Mom?